Only black people
That’s why we’re awesome nigga
so we gon act like that beat wasnt hot
A: I jerked it to your selfies
B: I jacked off to your selfies
C: I masturbated to your selfies
D: Your selfies gave me sexual pleasure
E: Your selfies made me orgasm
F: I came while looking at your selfies
A reminder from the conductor that train tracks aren’t playgrounds. [video]
Lady Godwarrior | 'Jesus'
In semi-unrelated music news, let me present to you ‘Jesus’, a mashup that is so bad it’s brilliant. I would like to personally thank who ever decided to mash up Lady Gaga’s out space opera ‘Venus’ with the vocal stylings of Marguerite Perrin, aka the God Warrior from the hit television show Trading Spouses. If you’re unfamiliar with Marguerite’s poetic masterpiece, don’t fret, because you can watch her full monologue in all its glory here.
JUST KEEP LISTENING.